Sex With Guns?

Welp, Florida Man strikes again. This time he faces manslaughter charges after allegedly killing his girlfriend during foreplay. . . with his gun.

Lets not judge too early, every guy knows this happens to the best of us. We don’t know the circumstances quite yet. Maybe it had been a few weeks since his gun was played with. Maybe he was super excited. Maybe he tried to warn her, but she kept going. Maybe he misunderstood her “shoot it on my tits” directions. Sometimes things get confusing in the heat of the moment, which is why you don’t jump ahead in the Kama Sutra, because shooting a load ON a chest is much different than shooting one THROUGH a chest.

My question is, what kind of porn is this dude watching that would lead him to think this was good idea to try? On second thought, I don’t want to know. I mean, you’re 23, you need to be focused on mastering the normal positions, leave the gun play to more advanced crowd.

In all seriousness, WTF are you doing? Guns and sex should never mix, and this dude is an idiot for trying. I hope the next gun he gets to play with is his cellmates fuckin’ Howitzer. T&Ps to the victim and her family.

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